I'm back!

Woo hoo!  Two in one day!  Yes, well I'm bored and what am I gonna do?  housework??
Actually I just remembered something my goof ball three year old did last night.  We were at the airport picking up Daddy...  As we're standing in the baggage claim area waiting for him to show up, my son was hiding behind my legs...  I thought he was just being his usual shy self until I felt warmth on my booty.  Yeah... he was licking my a$$... in the middle of the airport...  *sigh* Does this happen to other people?  My 10 yo was hysterical over the fact that I now had a wet spot in the middle of my butt.


The Daily Jace (the infamous 3 year old):


Me:  Jace why don't you have your undies on?
Jace:  Because they are wet.
Me:  Why are they wet??
Jace:  Because they were in the ass.


Ummm... I'm not certain that's what he was saying, but I asked him three times to repeat himself and each time it sounded the same.  I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to home school him when the time comes 8-0


Well I'm off to feed people.  Perhaps it will be Jace's favorite- pb and jellyfish sandwiches!

In The Beginning

God created Heaven and Earth... I'm not going quite that far back though.  I'm not even going to go all the way back to 1975, which is the year I was born.  This life begins in August of 1994, when my first child was born.  My life hasn't been the same since, and I'm pretty sure I haven't stopped laughing...  


Ok, in all honestly, my oldest is 17 now.  As far as he's concerned, I stopped laughing about the time he hit puberty and decided I was ridiculously clueless about any and all subjects.  While I wait for him to like me again, I'm fortunate enough to have two more kids who make me laugh, including Jace, my 3 yo who is widely (well as wide as my facebook friends list,) known for the stuff that comes out of his mouth on a regular basis.  Whether it's mispronunciations that make me giggle- (don't even get me started on the wisdom of naming a child's train "Percy", knowing many if not most toddlers have speech impediments!) or just the quick wit that my kids are known for, I'm such a lucky mom!


The Daily Will (my 17 yo):  


Me:  Will- did you see on the news where this man has been arrested twice for having sex with a horse?!


Will:  Yeah... you know what they say...  Neighhhh means neighhhh!


Man, I love my kids!